Dog water

When your absolutely trash at something usually used by people that are under the age of 14

this dudes dog water, you missed? Your dog water

by Alex the noob March 22, 2022

scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

googooch water

when you’re downing the funny juice.

jeff had so much googooch water last night

by moms mini van April 18, 2021

Chum the waters

To have a bowel movement in a large body of water eg- swimming pool

“Let’s go home Damo, too many children in this swimming pool”

“Don’t worry mate, I’ll chum the waters, that’ll clear ‘em out” -Damo, Citizen of the Year

by Tidal Trickster July 1, 2022

Push Water

To cry.

Girl, your words almost made me push water.

by Brainteaser November 6, 2017

Water

The most toxic substances on Earth. Study show that anyone who drank water will died in the next 200 years.

Water is so toxic, my friend drank a cup of it and 10 days later, died in a car accident.

by PassiveShadela March 6, 2023

Toe in the water

When you shit and one half is touching the toilet water while the other half is still attached to you

He was sitting on the john, waiting for his toe in the water to drop

by MissDiva December 26, 2024