Penis Lump

A ridiculous growth on your person characterized by: obnoxiousness, ignorance, stupidity, and lameness.
Not capable of having legitimate sex.

Did you hear she is a penis lump?

by El Jefe Double Play con CSUN December 3, 2010

Penis Hider

slang for vagina

man that chick had a tight penis hider on her

by Kentucky Ballad July 24, 2010

penis trap

when a girls teeth are so jacked up that it is dangerous to get a blowjob from her.

look at her penis trap, i would be carful with that!

by madshetay June 7, 2010

Penis Lubber

Someone who loves teh cock..

Arr! Matt you freaking Penis Lubber go eat shit!

by Yokomoko October 16, 2007

penis gargle

When your penis gargles a liquid and spews it everywhere.

When I stick my penis into water it penis gargles

by Big ole smarty pants February 11, 2015

penis envy

Penis envy:

A man who has a small penis.

Lots of men suffer with penis envy.

by ἀλήθεια December 22, 2017

henrys penis

small as a teletubbys

balls drop about 20 inches

VOLDERMORT: how big is your penis?

HENRY: the size of your nose

henrys penis

by CXIUS April 14, 2020