shit on my dick

term used when something bad has just happened to you

"Shit on my dick! I just got dumped!"

by i pun all nubbies June 27, 2007

suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying, "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!!", when you are less than pleased with them.

Person #1 says: "Hey asshole, you owe me some fucking money!!!"
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."

by Streaks August 6, 2006

It's My Hot Body

The perfect excuse to doing anything. It's your hot body, so you do what you want.

Yeah I smoke crack! So what? It's my hot body I'll do what I want!

by Zanex May 11, 2008

suck my back

this phrase means fuck you.

hey, you, yeah you, suck my back!

by novella July 24, 2006

My Main Nigga

My Best Friend

Can also be used in context when referring to whom you often drink, smoke, or on occasion Eiffel Tower with.

Shit. There's my main nigga John. We gonna get drunk, smoke da chronic, and eiffel tower dat bitch over there. Fo free!

by Tom da Bom June 15, 2008

is my name bob?

A rhetorical question used to mean 'no'. Can be used in pretty much all circumstances unless one's name actually is Bob, in which case it probably means yes.

Sir: Terrel, pick those pieces of paper up, now.

Terrel: Is my name Bob?

by Whoremonger April 14, 2008

Meet my sister

The act of a man pushing his penis and scrotum between his legs displaying only the pubic hair.

(Standing on a table in the pub with trousers down) Hey everyone, I'd like you to meet my sister.

by Mandorf April 24, 2006