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Kentucky Nose-Job

The practice of sticking one’s penis in the others right or left nostril. The other will then try to say KFC’s slogan with their weird voice.
Him: Yeah, how’s that kentucky nose-job doing for ya!
Him/Her: oh it’s finger lickin good.
by EpicGoG December 13, 2019
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JOB Rolling Papers

JOB Rolling Papers are one of the leading rolling paper brands since 1838. The most creative individuals in the world roll up and smoke JOB when it’s time to create. Anyone that has smoked JOB Rolling Papers has gone on to experience great success and prosperity everywhere they go. If you smoke good, you roll JOB.
Please don’t ask me to roll anything besides JOB Rolling Papers, do I look like a damn fool to you?
by toofried November 23, 2021
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to-go job

1. Giving the driver head while in a drive through

2. Any sexual act with food good enough to eat and fuck

3. A quickie
That cheeseburger was so good, Ethan wanted a to-go job.
by Ace242 September 1, 2014
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Get A Job Day

Get A Job Day is a day on the 28th November in which any adult who lives solely on the governments wallet is encouraged to get a job and go outside
It's November 28th, Get A Job Day. Go get a job you useless redditor manbaby.
by AgaurderOfBoltsReal November 27, 2023
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30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl
Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs
by 30seconejob September 10, 2016
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paw job

When an animal (or furry) gently rubs their (hand or foot) paw(s) up and down a male's penis, massaging it until he cums all over them.
"There was a cute pink furry that gave me such a great paw job, the back of her furry footpaws felt so soft on my penis, I came all over her toes!"
by Thatwiredguy25 November 19, 2023
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Wear-Job

wear - damage, erode, or destroy by friction or use. Job - a task or piece of work. combine the terms and you have a term for a person that drives you nuts or drains you.
Carlos is so needy, he's such a wear-job!
by mandievp November 9, 2022
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