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facebook fishing 

The act of articulating a Facebook status update in which one's true intention is to see how many "likes" or comments he/she can receive. This is usually done by individuals with, but is not limited to, low self-esteem, boredom, and/or a feeling of little self-worth.
Girl #1: Did you see Casey's Facebook status?

Girl #2: No, was it desperate?

Girl #1: Yeah--she was totally Facebook fishing.
facebook fishing by Bambi Burgundy December 29, 2010
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fished out 

To suddenly and temporarily pass out from inhaling or "huffing" nitrous oxide
I fished out and knocked over the nos tank.
fished out by David Caviar October 22, 2006

Fishing pole 

When you cum in a girls mouth and have a string of your jizz connecting your penis to the girls mouth.

Your penis is the pole your jizz is the string and the girl is the fish
I fished that bitch onto my dick via a fishing pole
Fishing pole by Andrew schreefer February 4, 2009

traffic fishing 

Any kind of news published on websites with the sole intention of increasing traffic.
Gus- "hey look, Gamesradar published another 'Babes of the Week' article"
Harold-"Traffic fishing again?"
Arden- "They must be really desperate for ad-money this month"
traffic fishing by FSTK October 23, 2008

Hobo Fishing 

To park a pickup truck with food in the bed in the middle of the slums and hide in the cab and when hobos get in the bed of the truck the driver speeds away, bringing the hobos with him for his own nefarious purposes.
I went hobo fishing yesterday. Now 11 hobos are locked up in my shed.
Hobo Fishing by Flirm Li December 28, 2010

fishtanking 

When it is late at night (around 3am) and your intoxicants have worn off, and you are just a shell wandering or staring aimlessly at walls, like a fish in a tank. Also, to actually fishtank you cannot be aware you are doing it -- that would mean you're coherent.
"We have to get Kevin home -- he's totally fishtanking."
fishtanking by djdiem March 3, 2009