by cakejame June 11, 2016
Get the Titty Eyesmug. Also Iowa Lamps or Greenhorns. The way rural newcomers and persons from the provinces stare for prolonged periods of time at urban dwellers, usually with a disbelieving, gawky incredulity. The gaze predictably derives not only from the usual unfamiliarity with the pace, rhythms and protocols of city life, but also an unmistakable unlettered and unsophisticated countenance and temperament.
Sari and I tend to avoid certain urban attractions moreso in the summer than other times of the year. Places like the arcade, central fountain and the boardwalk are simply not pleasurable with all those largely rural, out-of-town tourists out and about. They tend to stare at the locals with those Iowa Eyes or Lamps as if we were circus freaks or zoo animals.
by Virgin Suicides April 4, 2024
Get the Iowa Eyesmug. by Chewieonmytushie May 22, 2014
Get the potty eyesmug. by CharlesDuvall June 12, 2021
Get the Jimmy Eyemug. by MyLotInLifeIsToFuckMyLlama May 18, 2020
Get the Wendy Wonky-Eyemug. The act of improper holding of a rifle when fired the scope punches you in the eye.
To stop from happening place the stock or "butt" of the gun into you shoulder so when it recoils you shoulder will take the force of the shot fired instead of the scope hitting you in the eye.
To stop from happening place the stock or "butt" of the gun into you shoulder so when it recoils you shoulder will take the force of the shot fired instead of the scope hitting you in the eye.
Hey man! You better put the butt of gun in your shoulder of your dumb ass will end up with Winchester eye.
by Mrfreeze3308 August 9, 2016
Get the Winchester eyemug. by jar of pebbles September 19, 2024
Get the Puss eyemug.