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Cock Slinky

When your having sex on opiates and your dick starts to go slightly limp but is still in action. Hence Cock Slinky.
Girlfriend: Whats goin on babe?
Me/You: Hold on babe I got Cock Slinky
by Mikis January 2, 2015
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Cock Locked

The opposite of "cock blocked". When a man will certainly be getting it on with a woman.
Damn, he pulled out all the moves tonight, pulling out her chair, opening doors and shit; chicks dig that. He's definitely cock locked.
by poopookachoo November 7, 2013
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Cock Throttlin'

The act of making motorcycle revving noises during riding scenes of The Sons Of Anarchy in time with your old lady twisting your erect penis like a throttle.
Dude, I got such a Cock Throttlin' last night that Sancro would've made me a fully patched member...
by TV Snaxx November 11, 2013
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Cock Wasp

A wannabe slag who hangs around, hoping to be the latest conquest of whichever music star of her current desires she thinks will most enhance her slut reputation. More persistent than a flying insect after the jam sandwiches at a picnic.
'Look at that Cock Wasp by the backstage door, I wouldn't touch her with yours mate.'
by Lozek December 16, 2013
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Bean Cock

A small, bean shaped penis. Often found on some Asian men and MDMA users. While usually used to describe a particularly bean-shaped appendage, it is often generalised to contain any small penis. Another reason to not do drugs, kids.
"Oi, JC has a Bean Cock!"
"Chris' overuse of ecstasy had left him with a small, inert, Bean Cock."
by ThatDamnScottishGuy March 2, 2015
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harness cock

Harness cock is when you wear tight pants or a harness and your cock bulges like no other

"Sorry man i have a bad case of harness cock."
"Ethan what is up with your dick?"
"Sorry man i have a bad case of harness cock."
by troutman55 March 5, 2015
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Alarm cock

The alarm clock ran out of batteries so i woke her up with the alarm cock
by Smilebeats March 5, 2015
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