Matsuda-A-La-Gayness

This is a series is words, put together to describe possibly the most epic phrase in the world.

In the Note anime series, there is a cop named Matsuda, who everyone finds is an uber retarded gay.

See Death Note.
Matsuda is so retarded, in fact, that in a parody, no one knows his real name, for they all called him 'Gay Tard' for so long that his name is forgotten.

He has no friends, he likes Kira, and no one likes him. No one really even knows how he made it to the Task Force, much less got a gun. Think he's a pretty decent guy still?

Oh my God, now that's just a Matsuda-A-La-Gayness act right there!

by Sneaky-Kat4-Life2 November 10, 2010

National fuck a short girl day

September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know

Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is

Dude 2: yeah it’s national fuck a short girl day

by Jwpricevhn2 September 20, 2021

a clean golf ball

A cutie. A clean golf ball implies that you’re clean and active. You’re cute and you text back fast!

Ooh johnathan is such a clean golf ball!!

by Rio1954 February 1, 2019

A double ganger

So anyway if u see a double ganger down hyson green just remember it's probably a nigger with a afro so don't be a rob chambers all your life

A double ganger is when u see sombody like u but its probably a nigger with a afro

by Wank a nigger for a fiver April 22, 2022

tie a yellow gibbon

As in, spraying a gibbon yellow and awaiting your lovers return, really meaning a golden shower for your long awaited. A play on Tie a yellow ribbon to the old oak tree, song, of man returning and wondering if he love wants him back, as will be indicated by yellow ribbons tied to the old oak tree.

'Are you coming home soon? if I'm in I'll tie a yellow gibbon to the old oak tree.'

by Mimilu January 4, 2018

Beat a anime girl day

Beat a anime girl day is where simps are forced to beat them to death and can’t scream for help

Beat a anime girl day is treated for the simps and the ones who don’t like anime

by DerekChro02 May 4, 2022

wish like a fat girl

The desperate way of wishing for something that will not happen because the wisher does not have enough self-discipline.

Betty: Oh, Carlene! I really hope that Graham calls me! He's just so dreamy!
Carlene: Betty! Get real! He's from the good part of town. You truly wish like a fat girl!

by von groovy June 9, 2017