meat rock

Finding a hole in a rock and stuffing meat in it to be used as a fleshlight

I found a meat rock in a park and nearly threw up

by nahfit December 29, 2023

meat carrot

Man penis made for men

Now I want a Meat Carrot

by ManBuns April 20, 2022

Meat Krob

Refers to a really nasty vagina.

That hooker has a serious Meat Krob!

by BeckasaurusRex May 4, 2010

Meat Water

The most vile, disgusting, despicable cooler of leftover forgotten barbecue meats and melted ice left to ferment in the summer heat of your garage. Thus Meat Water was born.

If you wanna be a part of the group, you gotta take a shot of Meat Water.

by Arya Kingslayer Stark August 19, 2022

you're lunch meat

A noun that means "in trouble"

Most often used as a threat in 2000s sitcoms

"You're lunch meat" - Angry jock

by Rainbow Straight November 4, 2020

Winky Meat

The underbutt that comes out of the bottom of shorts.

"You can't go to church like that! Your winky meat is out!"

"That girl's winky meat is hanging out."

by Tuna Stach June 28, 2023

Meat Maniac

Someone with a profound thirst for meat. Their desire for meat is matched only by their natural instinct to ride dick, and a Meat Maniac will joyfully indulge in both.

“Have you seen what luke OD sent in the chat last night?”

“Yeah bro, lately it seems like he’s become nothing but a Meat Maniac the way he’s obsessed with our every move”

by Smhbussy July 1, 2022