Michigan Meat Stick

A Michigan meat stick is a shit so big that it spans right from the beginning of your stomach, through all of your intestines and out the ass hole.

I ate so much food last night that this shit is definitely gonna be a Michigan Meat Stick

by UnkySnit10 July 2, 2023

Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.

her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"

by Fhsbridnw July 2, 2023

Sugar Meat

A large good looking man with a little extra meat to thrust into.

I like me a man who has him a little more sugar meat

by Mr.Sugar_Meat July 6, 2023

street meat

A misogynistic man that has been run over by a motor vehicle at a rate of speed fast enough to kill him on impact.

Woman 1: Can you believe the foul things he said about her? I hope karma gets him.

woman 2: Didn’t you see the news? He’s street meat now. Good riddance!

by sorryboutit123 August 2, 2023

Meat Muncher

When some always has something to say about everything even when it doesn't concern them. Basically a non cursing way of saying Dickeating

Bro stop being a Meat Muncher.

Thats not my fault that she looks like that.

by iluvchickennuggets250 August 3, 2023

cheat meat

A person who's only kept around as an option to cheat on one's partner with.

"Oh that's Kelsey, she's just my cheat meat, don't tell Sarah."
"I had to stop being friends with Zach because he only viewed me as cheat meat."

by Zamnboney August 9, 2023

Tubular Meat

The art of taking highly sought after, refined, and/or bottom grade cuts of meat and introducing it to a meat-grinder. Once ground, such substances will be rolled into tubular form to be enjoyed in a bun, in-hand or chopped into slices on top of of a charkcoochie board. Tubular meat is life…. #savethedogs #keepmeattubular

@PEENABONIA

Duuuuuuudeee ain’t nothing like a chilled two-six of Tecatès and a couple packs of tubular meat on the Weber to get the weekend goin’!!

by Sheanado August 11, 2023