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God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt
Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!
by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023
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Gods real name

Yahweh.
God´s real name is Yahweh but Elohim, Adonai, Jireh, Shadai, Tzevaot, El Elyon and Abba are also very popular and important in christianity.
Of course Allah is also a real name of god in Islam and there are people believing that Bhudda is god.

It is also interesting to be thinking about the translated versions of the word god as for example Gott (German), Gud (Swedish & Norwegian), Dieux (French), Dios (Spanish) Dio (Italy), Kami Sama (Japan), Prah Jau (Thai), Bog (Russia & Poland), Patmeshwa (Hindi), Shangdi (Shen) (China) and Jumala (Finland) and of course Theos (Greek).

Jehova has also become a popular name of god.

Some eastern religions consider Vishnu and Rama real name of god. Maybe Shiva...
Gods real name is Yahweh
Gods real name can be different in other religions
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God

Hey God! Want to go out to eat?
by Dp76 June 9, 2022
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Children of the gods

A movement of people who believe that aliens visited Earth thousands of years ago. And That worship them and look for there return.
They live a very intellectual and highly cultured life style in an attempt to copy the "gods".

And also work for a world government, and seek to spread there message throughout the worlds population.
by Judge dredd7 October 6, 2011
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Bro My God

"Bro my god" is an informal expression used as an alternative to saying "Oh my God," typically directed toward a close friend you consider a "bro." It blends surprise or emphasis with a sense of camaraderie.
Jenson: did you see that fish that grew legs?!

David: Bro my god! WTF
by theonewhocreates September 18, 2025
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Stoner God

by Cum back to back October 4, 2021
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gods cotton

God's cotton. Is the most potent Danky dank of the dankiest of dank.

This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN
Friend:Hey man wanna get some gods cotton?

Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here

Friend: you didn't smoke it all?

Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself

Friend: ....

Bruh: well maybe..

Friend: only one way to find out

(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)
by DaddyDankmaster February 25, 2017
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