by jir39 November 10, 2020
by Ysbny October 17, 2022
A teenage boy that has Gerontophilia
by Son Yeon October 08, 2020
Version 1: A musical artist.
Version 2: The Geo archon's vessel from the popular gacha game, Genshin Impact.
Version 2: The Geo archon's vessel from the popular gacha game, Genshin Impact.
by kaewa simp June 28, 2021
Mostly referred to as "L. John".
Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.
Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.
Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.
Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.
Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
Did you see that lawyer on CNN who won that court case? He was pretty smart, but defiantly no L .John
That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!
If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....
That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!
If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....
by Kirty412 April 29, 2014
Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.
Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.
by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023
A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.
The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.
by Apologetic Shiek January 18, 2024