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Lunch Water

A cool, crisp beer consumed during mid-day meal. This term is usually used as a euphemism for said beverage in situations where alcohol consumption may be frowned upon or prohibited, such as in the middle of the workday at a stuffy office, operating heavy machinery, or during military or other public duties. A lunch water is typically a lighter variety of beer, such as a lager, gose, or session IPA that has a lighter flavor profile and alcohol content to avoid detection by supervisors or narcs. Common consumption locations for lunch waters include the back offices of mechanics shops, cubicle desks, military barracks, and Chili’s.
“Barry, Jim, Emily, and I are heading to Chili’s to grab a few lunch waters at noon, want to join?”
by Lunch Water Enthusiast November 7, 2025
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Salt Water Sump

The art of having your anal cavity filled with male ejaculate.
Gay Dude 1: "That guy has a great ass!"
Gay Dude 2: "Yeah, that's a fine Salt Water Sump he has there!"
by Bigkevsta November 14, 2025
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Salt Water Sump

A descriptive noun for an ass that looks like it takes ejaculate.
Dude 1: "That thotty looks like she likes it in the ass!"
Dude 2: "She got a big ol' Salt Water Sump fo' sho'!"
by Bigkevsta November 14, 2025
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water

two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom
can i get a water
by Buttholebandit November 20, 2025
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Ranch Water

A sexual move where one person lays on their stomach with ranch dressing in their ass, the other partner slurps the ranch out.
Zack tried Ranch Water for the first time, after douching for three hours, the water still wasn't running clear.
by Ranchwatercutie November 21, 2025
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Fountain with no water.

An adjective to describe someone as useless or worthless.
Alfie: “You’re such a fountain with no water.”
by KaiFentat November 23, 2025
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