ashlyn poop

Basically if Tall girl was real except the main character was a lying bitch

Ashlyn poop can be such a meanie.

ashlyn poop by CamisCool October 23, 2019

sandy poop 

after having a long day at the beach you get one of these. It usually comes from sitting on the beach, surfing boggyboarding,body surfing, etc. Can also get in vagina. Feels almost like sand paper coming out, and can make a crunching sound at times. Getting it in the vagina can be very painful. If you do get in vagina, make sure to wash out before having sex because it can really ruin the inside of you if you do. Same goes for the gay men. if you get it in butt hole make sure not to have butt sex with your gay boyfriends otherwise it wont feel that great. But i dont care if you guys do it cause you gay guys suck ass anyway.

"dad, where is the toilet scubber i just had a sandy poop and the sand is everywhere?"

sandy poop by asdfef December 28, 2007

Jerk Poop 

A jerk poop is where a person needs to poop really bad but waits too long to do it and when the time comes to poop..its a jerk and won't come out.

I better take this dump right meow or in an hour or so I'm gonna have the worst jerk poop.

Jerk Poop by Brubeck January 7, 2009

Black Poop 

When eaten charcoal this black pooy substance comes out in a long spiral way it is found in many sewers near Oklahoma

Holy shit its black poop!

Black Poop by yalinpoop December 31, 2009

bigger than poop

in anal sex something bigger than poop

no you cant stick that in my ass its bigger than poop.
It hurt when he stuck it in m y ass cause it was bigger than poop.

bigger than poop by douche bag queen October 19, 2008

fast as poop 

how fast aphids are

kim: dang aphids r bitiing my leg
shane: lol, eat them!
drum nut kim: i will but ther fast as poop!

fast as poop by Anonymous July 3, 2003

curly poop 

(1) Jenn's wifes poop (2) Sheri's uvula

(1) Jenn's wife is laying in her own curly poop! (2) Sheri, open your mouth so I can see your curly poop!

curly poop by Sherifer February 20, 2005