fire one off

To fire one off is to take a crap.

I hadn't crapped for a month, until I couldn't hold it in any longer and I then just fired one off.

by OliverS May 7, 2005

peel off a shell

2 shoot a gun. the bullet shell comes of the bullet when fired.

similar to pop a cap.

yo them bitch made ass fools was talkin some shit ima go peel off some shells at them bustas.

by the original mofo BIATCH June 24, 2004

Off da xans

Also: Off Da Zans

Synonym for: Barred out

To be wasted on xanex, an anti-anxiety benzo that makes you act drunk but worse, especially if you take more than one

He fell off his skateboard, stumbling into the nearest person "dude are you okay?"

"Nah man I'm off da xans"

by gearsfearsandaviolin August 25, 2016

Suck the Skin Off

Used to describe some of the best mind-blowing head one can get.

Braaaaahhh your mom is a rock star cock sucker. Last night I thought was was gonna suck the skin off.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Fuck off scott

An annoying teacher named ms scott.

teacher: do your work!

Student :"Fuck off scott"

by hahahahaha12345678910 May 8, 2013

bang off

The art of jerking off.

After my woman gave me blueballs I had to bang off to get over it.

by Joeygmoney June 6, 2007

jerk-off muscle

a muscle built and strengthened by everyday masturbation, a.k.a brachioradialis

Dorothy: Whoa, look at your arm muscle! You've been working out, huh?

Bob: ummm... it's my jerk-off muscle...

by Joedaman March 19, 2010