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The Boebert Express

N: An over-the-trousers tug job typically performed in a public setting, such as a theater, full of families and children.
Laura was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when, all of a sudden, she got the urge to crank some wang, so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
by BostonRarr November 29, 2023
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Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut

When a piece of toilet paper is left on your no no square after you’ve cleaned up from sex.
After we got done boning we cleaned up and went to bed. When I woke up to use the bathroom I noticed some of Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut left on my weiner.
by EricMrMarshall December 7, 2023
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roblox horror experiences

A "sub-genre" of Roblox Horror Story Games that are cheap knock-offs of a game called "The Night-Shift Experience". They're most commonly known for having a thumbnail of a man crying blood out of his empty, dark eye sockets whilst wearing something and/or being in some place that relates to the experience.
Person 1: Bro, Roblox horror experiences are so trash!
Person 2: I know, right? They're so boring and they're everything but scary.
Person 1: Honestly, I prefer NEED MORE games.
Person 2: Bro, what the fuck?
by Sonic Feet Pic Lover February 16, 2024
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pizza factory experience

“Yea dude, I was the only white guy in a room full of natives, one of them had a tattoo of a white man getting scalped. Just a pizza factory experience.”
by Raxannnnnnne February 22, 2024
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Intestinal tract fucking exploded

When something is so fuckign funny you die inside a little afterwards.
Bro, (insert the funny here)
Holy shit. That was so funny my Intestinal tract fucking exploded.
by :0 :3 February 24, 2024
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Willy Wonka Experience

When something is significantly less than described.

Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.
He told me he was a great cook and to come over for dinner. When I got there, it was boxed mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. It was a real Willy Wonka Experience.
by SpunkMonkeyOnOn March 1, 2024
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Ride the Pineapple Express

A way to say “Let’s go smoke some weed”, based on the 2008 movie Pineapple Express.
Person A: Yo, let’s go ride the Pineapple Express!

Person B: Sick! I’ll go get my bong then.
by mrGrimmm March 1, 2024
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