cunt-slap

To slap the clitorous with a stick.

Ow! You slapped my cunt and now it is bleeding green goo!

by Alex January 27, 2003

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daft cunt

when the music you listen to is kinda horny....

Louisa: So, Johnny you want to listen to One Direction?

Johnny: Nah, I prefer daft cunt instead of that gay trash

by Ri5004 November 28, 2016

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Mad Cunt

when a women's vagina becomes hot and red from being fucked so hard

i fucked her so hard, she had a mad cunt.

by big black nigga May 13, 2005

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Anyone who bludges excessively or tries to minimise the amount of work they are required to complete while on the job, whether intential or otherwise.

Cats - because they are lazy.
Cunt - because more often than not someone else has to pick up the slack.

The derivitave also suggests that young cats bleed on the carpet while maintained indoors, directing the respective owners to yell out in frustation and disgust "CUNT!"

Person 1 - Close the front door, what were you born in a barn.
Person 2 - I'll get it on the way out.
person 1 - You Fucking Cats Cunt.

by GBMan January 3, 2006

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