brown microphone 

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

brown microphone by CockBlocker September 18, 2008

brown-herman

When a group of guys takes a dump on a girls chest, and finger-paints on her face using the feces.

Molly looked like shit, she was up all night getting a brown-herman.

brown-herman by super awesome February 23, 2008

brown sugar reach around 

The brown sugar reach around is when you feed somebody brown sugar to keep them distracted or satisfied while you fuck them in the ass. Mainly, it's the use of friendly deception while you screw someone over.

My soon to be ex and I were in divorce negotiations and I gave her the ol' brown sugar reach around.

brown sugar reach around by Micah25 March 21, 2008

Brown Russian 

It is a White Russian made with the cup from "2 girls, one cup."

Dude, I can't belive she just drank that Brown Russian

Brown Russian by chocko! April 5, 2009

Brown head 

The African American equivalant of A Blonde

So A and B are having a conversation

A: I have a question does this eviction notice mean I have to move?
B: OMG child you are such a Brown Head.....duh it mean you got to move you being put out.....God you stupid.

Brown head by dutchesst July 21, 2009

Leapng Brown-Eye

where you go to screw a girl but accidentally ram it in her ass and she jumps so high her head hits the ceiling fan and knocks it out of the ceiling and it drops on top of her and she gets up and runs out of the house bare ass naked holind her ass

I didnt know she was a leaping brown-eye or else i wouldnt have screwed her in the ass man that ruined my night and i have to pay for a new fan in my room

Leapng Brown-Eye by punk4life March 30, 2005

Roscoe Brown 

A name given to a rapist with many victims but the police care not enough to do anything about him so he goes on unnamed. His rapings are also quick, loud, without any tact or attention to who is around, not concept of time, and with complete disreguard to being caught or not.

Jesus Christ: "So what were you doing at lunch in the parking lot?"

Maria: "Ol' Roscoe Brown got me. Some unbathed sweaty homeless guy."

Jesus Christ: "Yeah you gotta be careful, that nigga don't care. He got Christine on her way in this morning."

Roscoe Brown by Hank Tofferston June 14, 2009