A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020
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Term to use in reference to a customer of a dopeman. Also described as dope fiend or somebody looking for drugs.
“Buddy cool and all, but he gives me fish vibes”
“I’ll be there in a sec, gotta link with this fish down the street to make a play “
Guy 1:“You know Eric on that ‘Shit’ right?!
Guy 2: “I figured, bruh look like a fish”
“I’ll be there in a sec, gotta link with this fish down the street to make a play “
Guy 1:“You know Eric on that ‘Shit’ right?!
Guy 2: “I figured, bruh look like a fish”
by anonymous December 16, 2020
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When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.
"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."
by Scorchingghost December 19, 2020
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Get the Box like a fish mug.The anal starfish is when you're able to find a woman who is loose enough you can slide your hand in her butthole and high-five the last guy that was in there.
Dennis. " Yo bro...We had the best vacation in Maine.. me and my son we're in the beach and found a whole cash of star fish!"
Clay " dam bro... I met this stripper in Maine named deb ...and cashed in on her anal star fish. Met this cool guy named Aaron... Our trip was the shit! "
Clay " dam bro... I met this stripper in Maine named deb ...and cashed in on her anal star fish. Met this cool guy named Aaron... Our trip was the shit! "
by Captain A ron December 25, 2020
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