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Myspace Jack In The Box

When a person looks good in Myspce but when you see that person in real life looks ugly as shit.
She looked prettier in that pic but in real life? man I almost threw up
-Myspace Jack In The Box
by LA Lakers March 20, 2008
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Russian Jack Hammer

1 Russian Jack Hammer:
Hit a big bowl of weed
While holding hit in:
place a caffeine pill on your tongue
wash down with a shot of vodka
chug a beer (usually pabst)
Exhale
Do 5 in a night and its called a 'revolution'
by steve jacobs2 July 28, 2011
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Brazilian Flap Jack

Occurs when, after cumming on your partner's chest, you gather the semen into a pool resembling a pancake on the griddle. You allow the cum to dry, then peel off the pancake and eat it (or, if you like, share it with your partner).
We thought about going out for breakfast, but decided to stay in and share some Brazilian Flap Jacks.
by DougD December 28, 2008
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Jack and Jill Cannonblast

A sexual situation involving anal beads. After inserting the beads into the woman's anus, the man then yanks them out, causing the woman to defecate uncontrollably. Both the man and woman then start to roll in the shit, like jack and Jill rolling down the hill. Sometimes, this happens on accident.
Joe: "...and then we just started to roll in it."

Mike: "Awwww! The jack and Jill cannonblast!"
by Anonymous_observer123459876 October 13, 2009
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jack-off plea

A jack-off plea is what a guy says to his jack-off buddy as he's jacking your dick: Ahhh ... don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum ... I'm cumming!!!
Please ... my jack-off plea right now is Don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum soon, I'm gonna cum, ... I'm cumming!!! Ahhh ...
by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020
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Throwing the jacks down

by Jafo June 19, 2004
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chocalte lumber jack

a partner craps on a plate. then the male partner saws it in ahlf with his erect penis. then they feast
wow that chocalte lumber jack sure was tasty
by Jermiah Pharms December 5, 2003
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