Your cooked

used to symbolize an upcoming L your about to take, or a L you have already taken

james: dude, jamal has been in my girls DM's recently
john: bro doesn't he have a 8 inch penis? Your cooked bro

by sidobelei December 26, 2023

Seduction Cooker

A person who can seduce like a piece of cake, inflame easily.

My bro is a seduction cooker, he cooks rizz.

by retiredretardreturns December 26, 2023

Pressure cooker syndrome

When you can't help but be a pain in the ass to someone..

J-bird was being nice to the partyline till his Pressure cooker syndrome kicked in and he started taking hot shots for laughs..

by The_Elite_Trucker_Group January 31, 2024

Get Cooked Cunt

An Australian way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself".

Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc

Person 1: What are you doing? we were friends!
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.

by TradStick49 November 27, 2023

im cooked

Being done with something,something bieng too much and your done with it.

My girlfriend says hes just a friend (im cooked).

by Sa4h4r4 March 20, 2024

im cooked

when you know something bad is gonna happen

Student 1: Bro im cooked, that test was so hard
Student 2: I know dude and i studied all night for it too

by BurritoBunny March 30, 2024

im cooking

when youre doing really good at something

Gerald: DUDE IM COOKING
Rodney: REAL BRO YOU CARRIED THAT WIN

by BurritoBunny March 30, 2024