Pregame Mac and Cheese

Pregame Mac and cheese is the act of having a whack off sesh before your football/baseball/soccer game. Mostly preformed by males, but can rarely be done by females. This calms you and prepares you too kick some ass. 3Hunna

My Pregame Mac and cheese was unreal before I got here, now I'm ready to play

by The Doe Coach T January 21, 2016

Guilty cheese log

A sex act involving wrapping your dick in candian bacon and dollar store mac and cheese powder and fucking your partner in the ass. Then right before you cum you blast an airhorn in said partners ear.

Last night Greg gave Sidney the most gnarly guilty cheese log

by Jeemfeezy June 12, 2018

Blue cheese waterbed

When you fart in shower and curtain it to masterbate.

The water was cold, so i hit the blue cheese waterbed.

by indigo pup September 10, 2018

cream cheese nerds

nerds from philly

Q: How the fuck does the term salty have anything to do with Philly?
A: Prolly just a bunch of cream cheese nerds hacking urban dictionary

by duckdogs December 19, 2012

double cheese fat

double cheese burger.

i want two double cheese fats from mcydees.

by erka. January 15, 2009

fried a cheese wedge

It's the act of farting really hard right after you eat a mozzarella sticks.

(Jake) eww you just fried a cheese wedge. (Emma) ok you get me

by Bill limerick March 30, 2019

Scallion Cream Cheese

A joke of a cream cheese.

how about that scallion cream cheese

by heyworlditsmeyeahme October 26, 2010