John Moonman

John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.

Internationally known as the most important lunar man.

"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."

by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022

John

A very pretty and cute girl that most consider perfect

I really like that John

by I_Heart_My_GF May 17, 2022

Hurry up, John!

A made-up idiom that is used to someone when they're too slow.

You're so slow, hurry up, John!

by The Charge-Striker April 17, 2022

john wattsing

The act of standing on a ladder in short shorts, with no underwear, and getting a bystander to inadvertently look at your balls.

I was John Wattsing it the other day, and got Cody to look at my balls.

by Greyhawk 91 January 19, 2020

Papa John

Papa John is a black man.

HEY YO DID YOU SEE PAPA JOHN? HE'S SUCH A NIGGER

by UncleNiggerJim69 June 16, 2018

john pop

only one man in the world has this name

hello john pop

by john_pop23 June 9, 2023

Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles

Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles

Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025