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Just play Minecraft bro

When your shit at every game, most notably (NBA2k, COD, Fortnite or Madden) and you have the harsh reality that you suck so that Minecraft Is your only option
Kyle: My Girl just 30 clipped me in 2k and my homeboy with a 60 overall no badges just fried me in 1v1 mycourt

Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro
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BRO

Applicable the most for this guy in Minnesota who has an immeasurable love for anything associated with the bro life. His entire being oozes bro-ness. Bros before hoes.
Hinnah: "Can we go out?"
Atif: "Nah, you ain't a bro".
by YiddishSweetCheeks February 12, 2021
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bro you are stupid

when some one does something stupid and you want to slap him on the head
your friend: wazzup hits your water on you

you: bro you are stupid then you slap him up side the head
by tylertheboss December 24, 2017
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acne-bro

(N.) Someone who stays up all night playing LoL, more than likely over weight, probably addicted to doritos, mountain dew and pornography. Is usually covered in acne and will be prone to say they fucked your mother over the internet. A synonym for this word is Weeaboo.
Anthony is such an acne-bro.
by Buttstuff21 August 1, 2016
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Bro

Illegal to call ur boyfriend baby. Call him bro and not get cancelled.
by Ihaveagirlfriendstfu March 8, 2022
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Pretzel bros

While having I want intercourse I want to come in with three or more people and the tips of two males penises accidentally touch and her intertwine hence the formation of the pretzel
Oh no did our dicks just touch I think we might be pretzel Brose
by Klcook May 30, 2022
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bro jerk

When you jerk of together with your bro. It's not gay when you say "No homo".
Sometimes this ends up as a bro job.
Bro1: I'm feeling so horny right now.
Bro2: What about a bro jerk?
Bro1: Good idea, let's get started.
by zehsgzdhe63727 August 28, 2023
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