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Swedish Snow Job

When one person uses a straw to blow cocaine up their partners ass hole.
You look like coffee just isn’t working. You could use a Swedish Snow Job!
by Agaveman April 23, 2024
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Top Job

Babe, I'm ready for my top job you promised.
by NO COOKIES WIFI December 3, 2018
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job

job is the shy guy in the corner of the party type boy, but when you walk up to him and start talking with him, you will notice that he is the cutest, most handsome guy in the area.
girl 1: omg did you see job at the party last night.
girl 2: no i did not see him at all,
girl 1: omg he is so cute & sexy, o look here he come...
girl 1: faints
by 38dre4mz January 29, 2019
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Thats job

Its long, its effort, thats job. When you have been given a task and you would normaly not give a fuck, but on this accation you dont have a choice.
Mum: can you take the rubbish down
Pat: Thats Job... fine
Mum: I know its fine you ungreatful little bastered.
by EPICyosh8... Xbox360 July 11, 2016
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Blaich Job

An over the pants blow job given by SrA Tylin Blaich, preferably with teeth.
“Dude did you see that 45 year old SrA out there giving Blaich jobs at the bar last night?”
by The E-4 Mafia July 21, 2025
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Plate Job

When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.
My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.
by thatisgreasy May 20, 2022
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pruinie job

When a man gets cold and his cock shrivells up into a small prune
Jordan: yo I just jumped in the lake and I got a pruinie job

Kumah: no way ! Gimmie a squeeze
by Swagmoneyyolobitches June 18, 2017
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