God

The owner of the universe, the owner of this website, the father of Jesus, the father of humanity, this man is good, just like his son Jesus.

"Oh my god! God is cool!"
"What the hell is wrong with you don't use God's name in vein!"

"Then why did you say hell?"
"Well, Shi-"

by I ain't telling you, stupid August 6, 2022

goon god

the god of gooning

"i am the goon god"

by ikk0 May 10, 2025

god log

God log- a glorious shit

The dog took a god log on the front lawn

by gdawgW March 19, 2016

My God

You're obviously speaking in the context of Jordan's bullshit but no...

Hym "No. It's not my God. My 'God' is freedom and I will kill yours to appease mine."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

Axel The God

Axel was a mouse god who lived 200,054,363 years ago and people believe he died 2,727 years ago but really he died 200,054,363 years ago by a dinosaur god named Mr. Felix who was also died because a volcano erupted, Axel The God was born 13.9 billion years ago. His friend was Haruto the Shark God from Japan.

Person 1: Do you know Axel?
Person 2: Axel? The God? You mean Axel The God? Yeah, that boy fucking died.

by Dumbassfuckhead June 11, 2025

bearded god

A bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants

Dude did you see Jared letos beard omg he is a bearded god

by lordsnoww March 6, 2015

god

me

I am literally god and also i fucked your mom

by Leni 😎 September 22, 2023