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Man-Eyes

A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.

"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."

"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"

Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"

Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"

Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"
by U_Guru April 18, 2025
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to be out off sb eyes and ears

To do something secretly, privately to avoid controversy, disputation, or attention of a certain person, group, organization, company, etc...
1. "We need to secretly do this as carefully as possible, to be out off the eyes and ears of the people!"

^"People" in here could be the public or something like that and "we" here could be celebrities or any officials or thieves smt like that.
2."I got caught by my parents while buying CD games! Now I can't get/be out off my parents' eyes and ears!"
^In here "I" is the one who's talking, and the parent is the talker's dad and mom. In this situation, the talker is implying that his parent is now paying attention to him more so he doesn't do something that they don't want to, and their eyes and ears will always be there for him.

to be out off sb eyes and ears !
by Guroscape March 16, 2024
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Flies on your eyes

Sadio mane has got flies on his eyes

Sadio mane you’ve got flies on your eyes
by Dunnomatw June 11, 2022
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Puss eye

When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute
Wow I must have puss eye right now
by jar of pebbles September 19, 2024
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Eye Popper

The sensation when real strong white stuff is snorted.
After snorting, he said, "Man that's some real strong white stuff, a real eye popper."
by Steve52 April 3, 2009
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mumbai eye

When your eye becomes swollen shut due to contact with fecal water in Mumbai, India.
Christa: Gross! What’s wrong with your eye?!

Chris: It’s called Mumbai Eye. I got it trying to retrieve my cellphone from a Mumbai toilet.
by MEricSimpson July 6, 2018
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Frank Eye

When you have had an aggressive session with your lady, so aggressive in fact that you have ruptured blood vessels in your eye.
Dad bang d mom so hard last night he got a Frank Eye.
by Mirzon June 29, 2022
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