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John

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john mulder

John Mulder is a mythical man whose relationship with Lennox is rumoured to be gay
Gerry- You think john mulder’s straight?

Jerry- Is John even real?
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pancake john

yo is that pancake john??
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John Phillip

He is a man that is a man that has a goose named the goose.
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John

That Guy who is the center of attention for a moment or the person you want to be the center of attention. Could also be a statement about their point. Generally is a umbrella term to refer to someone not named john.
your friend is dancing. you yell Get it John!

Your friend makes a "Wild" Joke. You respond in a diminutive tone "Alright John".

"John over there lookin fire"
by That JOHN July 17, 2025
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John Deans

A Sixth Form College; that is also safe haven for the academically average, dim witted wankers
Sound of Mind Person: oh so you go to john deans?

Wanker: Sir John Deans actually...

Sound of Mind Person: I can see you're as about as useful as a textbook
by Dr Pepper Gonna Kill Them All September 27, 2013
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John

Some fucking asshole that will steal all your girls. Good at giving head tho. Enjoy that 50 bucks John.
Oh yes John 🥵
by Daddy Swedosh December 2, 2019
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