Secist

When you have prejudice over individuals named Joseph due to your fear of being dumber than them.

Vivian is secist

by wehatejoseph October 29, 2022

Secular religion

Oh wow! What a novel concept! I’ve never heard that before! Well... until I said it 5 years ago... but nobody is listen to to me. That’s what the guy who wishes his daughter was never born said to me. No one is listening I’m not doing anything. I’m like him. Except worse in all of the ways that ACTUALLY matter. No, I just don’t even exist. I’m an abstract phantom! Like him! I’m not a revolutionary genius who upended modern politics and religion and revolutionized interpersonal relationships between men and women. I didn’t create a body of work so profound that I will likely surpass Shakespeare and I’m definitely not an archetypal figure that has been intimated as a plurality of villains (in a multitude of narratives) faster than any body of creative work that has ever existed in the history of literature.... that didn’t happen.... because if it did I would be one of the greatest men who had ever lived! And not you.... I would be that and you would just be you.... And where’s the fun in that!?

Hym “Holy crap! People really like that secular religion thing! Iam! You see it!? That’s a thing I said!”

Iam 😑 “Yeah... I was there...”

Hym “Where did WE get that from? Do you recall where we got that from?”

Iam “We didn’t...”

Hym “Oooooh! Ok. I thought it came from some God-like and heroic genius... But it was just me ☹️ Little ole’ me... Wait... 😱 If we got it from us... where did THEY get it!? 😱😱😱😱😱”

Iam 😑 “............. This is why I don’t participate any...”

Hym “OOOOOH MY GOD!!!! IT MUST BE US!!! WE MUST BE THE BIG BRAIN! Well... I’m the big brain. BUT YOU WERE THERE IAM! You were there to bare witness to my glory! Did you see it!? Did it blind you!?”

Iam 😑

Hym 😐

Iam 😑

Hym “Did my glory blind you Iam?”

Iam 😑 “You know your not going to stop until I say yes...”

Hym “NOOOOOOOOOO! It’s ok Iam! We’ll get you the help you need!!! What have I done!?!?!?” 😭😭😭😭😭

Iam 🙄

by Hym Iam November 1, 2022

Secretary

Derian Herrmann

doesn't matter secretary

by iewdwpjdfodwpo November 1, 2022

Section killer

A girl or guy who drinks excessively in a club. The bottle always seems to empty faster when they are around. Section killers can be good at hiding it. So keep an eye out.

Watch out for Jennifer, I just noticed she’s a section killer.

by icontingz November 8, 2022

Second Wind

A fart from the other side. Broken wind from the penis

I haven't had second wind in a while

You should get that checked out

by Krag 2 November 29, 2022

Second Wind

A fart from the other side. Broken wind from the penis.

I haven't had second wind in a while

You should get that checked out

by Krag 2 November 29, 2022

secondary feeling

The feeling after the first.

You will get a secondary feeling, with you here.

by Thegirlnamedcourtneymetzon December 9, 2022