by pooplord3007 May 5, 2022
Get the sneaky poopmug. A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.
The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.
The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.
It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
Get the Poop Bassinetmug. An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.
That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier
Answer: Poop Sommelier
by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024
Get the Poop Sommeliermug. 
noun.-a biological entity with bad breathe and body odour and having a bacchanalian expression. Often lacks logical reasoning and judgement and suffers from a complete case of perennial confusion.
adjective- a stupid idiot who sees to it dat each and every comment made by him is contradictory to his previous comment. Makes sure that he/SHE is the butt of evryones jokes. Showing gayish tendencies.
adjective- a stupid idiot who sees to it dat each and every comment made by him is contradictory to his previous comment. Makes sure that he/SHE is the butt of evryones jokes. Showing gayish tendencies.
by darkvader007 February 17, 2010
Get the Poopmug. Evil takes form During the deepest trails of hell. Eventually one seeks redemption and looks For revenge. After Redemption is met The victims Endless Death is upon oneself. watch out.
by fartness lockness July 1, 2022
Get the poop destroyermug.