RubberBand Man

A person that represents his hood. usually a poor place like neighborhoods in the south and some in the north.

Why you wear Rubberbands? They show that i wont forget where i came from and what it made me. Thats why im RubberBand Man

by TjSwagg March 11, 2010

Mad Man

high grade weed

let me hit the mad man

by Reginald Johnson September 16, 2003

man dinga

probably the finest lax man with the finest sister { i have a man crush on him )

yo dinga nice abs... wanna sleep over ?

by dan daley April 25, 2005

cheche man

1. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.

2. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of gays and lesbians.

Johnson is a cheche man

by James March 28, 2003

Man Wife

A man's non-homosexual guy friend that acts like a wife. Constantly checking in with him and wanting to know every little detail about everything he does. Usually ends up knowing more than the real wife.

Wife: "Your man wife is on the phone again, He needs his 30 minute update"
Husband: "Great! I can tell him about the pimple on my butt"

by The Real Mrs B April 27, 2010

A real man

A real man is whatever you aren't and whatever other people want you to be. A real man is the building block in a pyramid scheme of bullshit about what a man should or should not be. If men weren't concerned with being real men, and out manning each other maybe the world wouldn't be collapsing under the weight of all the cunts running it.

Real men fight in wars.
A real man would put food on the table.

A real man knows how to lead, like Hitler, Hitler was a real man.

by BobbleFett February 24, 2019

eli manning

Opposite of Pat Tillman; self centered, spoiled. Whereas Pat Tillman asked "What can I do for my country?" Eli Manning asks "What can you do for me?" More specifically, Eli Manning asks Daddy to ask you what you can do for Eli.

Pronoun: Better not spoil your son or he'll end up like Eli Manning!

Verb: I'm going to Eli Manning my boss today. Either he obeys my Daddy's orders and gives me a raise or my Daddy will get me another job.

by kyle May 12, 2004