Seeing High Dog

Chaperone for when a person is far too high to function. Helps to assist them in everyday tasks, such as driving and going to Taco Bell. Not usually a role you want to have to play.

I was stuck being Joe's seeing high dog when he ripped the bong a few too many times. I didn't even get to smoke.

by GimmeYourFruitCocktail November 13, 2011

Chugiak High School

Chugiak High School is like the girl who thinks she's really popular but is actually extremely cancerous. If you enter in her ladyhole you instantly become brain damanged and you'll start to slowly dissolve into a puddle of shit. Avoid this school at all costs.

Man that girl is really a lot like Chugiak High School

by Jeffrey and Me December 24, 2018

Navarre High School

A high school that is cut both ways. Here you can find wannabe hoods, guys who carry around skateboards, but don’t know how to actually skate, and girls with their jeans too tight while sitting like they broke their back. We have a pretty decent football team and that’s pretty much all we’re known for. The staff can be pretty iffy, while the students couldn’t give less of what they are learning. Other than that, you’ll be hella bored and pissed off with everyone after your first year.

“Dammit, George. I should’ve went to Gulf Breeze not Navarre High School.”

by retrospect_ April 30, 2019

dumb high ass

one who does stupid shit only because they're high.

friend one: i bought a dime bag with a $20 and the dealer gave me $11 change. i watched him count his bills 5 times before he did this.
friend two: his dumb high ass....

by caspertheghost May 25, 2009

Bentonville High School

The best but worst school in Northwest Arkansas. Filled with rich white kids who think they're gangster and the crackheads who are always equipped with a juul or weed. Not to mention, BHS did beat West in the Football Championship, so take a hint wolverines. Bentonville Pride baby!

Person 1: Which is better, BHS or West?
Person 2: Bentonville High School baby! West is trash.

by cloutpods November 10, 2019

High School Crush

When your piles of homework from late night studying collapse on you, preventing you from breathing and suffocating you on the spot before you could say your last words.

Mom: honey? Did you fall asleep studying aga- OH MY GOD! NOT THE HIGH SCHOOL CRUSHER! HE WAS SO YOUNG!

Dad: at least he died with a raging boner.

by PyromancerManiac November 14, 2017

High-Pressure Hangout

when a get-together between friends, that is supposed to be relaxing, turns stressful

While on video camera, Amy, in a rather demanding tone, asked Jenn to quickly come up with a game to play, in order to make the tape more interesting. Feeling very much put on the spot & looking rather uncomfortable, Jenn responded, "This is a high-pressure hangout!"

by Siamesecaterpillar June 2, 2009