Guy Simpson 3

Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.

What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.

by Bwian The First November 29, 2021

gui-toe

An italian man with a tiny tiny tiny tiny microscopic penis, no im sorry, pinky

omg kate, i went to look at his gui-toe and i couldnt find it it was soooo fucking small dude

by cocklikr5 January 21, 2010

Fall Guys

an overrated game.

guy: hey dude wanna play fall guys?
chad: no i only play among us and minecraft

by anonymous September 14, 2020

107 kinda guy

1.People who are a big fan of the weight 107 pounds
2. Someone who weighs 107 pounds and enjoys the weight.

Branson is such a 107 kinda guy.

by 107 kinda guy February 26, 2025

costco guys

People who soullessly walk around costco with nothing behind their majestic eyes, and eat chicken baked and a double chunk chocolate cookie.

Hey look at those costco guys right there with their chicken bake.

by skibidigyattlordrizzler March 26, 2024

loopy old guy

A Caring older man able to engage in Conversation with Total Strangers by Noting Details of Coincidences that might link Shared Interests or Experiences.

He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.

Group of Stoners:
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"

Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"

by Cap'n Coinkydink December 30, 2021

dip guy

That guy who sneaks nicotine into every conversation somehow

Bro you want this pouch I got it from sweden

It says 55 mg per pillow im good

He's definitely the dip guy

by MACK_Q_1869 December 13, 2023