bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term

"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies

by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022

Bro-sex

That is the specific word to define pseudo-sexual movements with the chlotes on.

A: you and John had sex last night?
B: no, we had bro-sex, so that's technically not gay
A: if you say so...

by PabloTheWordInventer June 23, 2024

It's just a prank, bro

Yes it was just a prank bro.

It's just a prank, bro, so get a sense of humour you fucking snowflake!

by UltimateDoge June 8, 2022

Safe as bro

New Zealand slang term for "nice one mate", or "no problem chap" meaning no worries my friend.

Yeah safe as bro.

by KjngDrew December 30, 2021

Ur bro a hoe

Derogatory phrase used to completely shut down a roasting battle. Stemming from the classic ur mom gay and other similar phrases.

Ryan: Ur mom gay
Kevin: Ur dad lesbian
Josh: Ur bro a hoe

by crustmeister May 11, 2018

Bro

Gender-neutral adjective to refer to an individual you view fondly

person 1: man, they are the bro. helped me homework.
person 2: bro, isn't she a girl though.
person 1: bro, everyone is a breo

by mich2.0 May 20, 2021

NinjagoSUPERSIGMA BRO

A Ninjago super fan that Loves it to death better then one piece

My friend is a NinjagoSUPERSIGMA BRO

by JoJo steel ball run is PEAK September 20, 2023