John Phillip

He is a man that is a man that has a goose named the goose.

John Phillip has the Goose?!?!

by qwertyu876543221 October 27, 2022

wacky john

Wacky John is a guy you have to look out for like where’s Waldo! He’s a little crazy and just your average neighborhood perv!
He dreams of banging your wife and her sister every night.

-“Hey, There goes Wacky John!”

“Ahh, Thanks Wacky John.”

by Pseudonymh_Angel March 27, 2023

a simp for john d

the guy everyone simps over, even your boyfriend

Chris: WOW I have a girlfriend but I'm a simp for John D

by paroledefinito November 29, 2020

John Stewart

Upcoming rising star with gibraltars finest, Also leads the Cathcart boys to victory with his prestigious coaching and extreme training methods to achieve perfection, his favourite player is starlet Goalkeeper CK who saves all the shots and scores only bangers

Ginger John Stewart is a wank

by CFootMafia June 24, 2021

pierce johns

me the awsome kid that is in the logang

pierce johns clean up your room

by why u swallow November 21, 2017

Bertram John

Bertram John is a 59 cm tall nisse that is always in the friendzone

Bertram John: why did the kid throw the stick o butter out the window?
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!

by Sigmaen fra seden September 27, 2024

john clarkson

A cuntish pedophile!

What a John clarkson

by 199312355678910 January 14, 2018