bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term

"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies

by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022

Bro-totype

Man who publically Bro-hugs at every available chance he gets thinking it's an original and sincere show of affection

No example needed for bro-totype

by My Pal Al July 6, 2017

Bro Mow

When you invite a bro over for beers, but really you only wanted them to come over to shave your back.

Hey Kyle, want to come over to watch some football and drink some beers? After you give Kyle two beers, Logan walks out without his shirt, holding a shaving cream and a razor, and asks for a "Bro Mow".

by Twenty Haters September 18, 2022

smash bros bruise

When you get bruised from sec

Shoot, i got a smash bros bruise

by The only pug July 16, 2021

Packet Bro

A Man who sells himself for drugs,
Who will do anything just to get his fix..

Hey you know that dude over there,
Well he is a "Packet Bro"
He sells Himself Sexually to Female Drug Dealers...

by Packety2023 April 16, 2024

Broing on

colloquial term for "going on" among bros

may further be abbreviated to broin on.

Josh: Hey, what's broing on?

George: nm, brah.

by gotfan November 14, 2011

bro pic

a really sad picture that is so sad it deserves 50 likes

guy1: hey did you see the bro pic I sent you?
guy2: yeah man it was so sad i had to leave a like

by can we hit 50 likes April 22, 2018