King poop

The shit you take the day after drinking a lot of beer.

Bob: Last night was so awesome. I drank so much beer!
Fred: Me too! I have to take the king poop now, though. I'll see you in a couple hours.

*a few hours later*

Bob: Wow, Fred. You look skinnier.

by The King Shit February 18, 2012

Poop Séance

When a group of friends or family get together to collectively dump while summoning a ghost.

Wow, our poop séance was incredible! We got those mozzarella sticks out and summoned grandma!

by donkeyturd April 12, 2024

poop

poop is what comes out of your ass aka fortnite

i want to poop in your mouth

by Adniq May 9, 2022

poop troop

The band of sisters to which all women belong. Girls who poop together stay together. Girls must attend the bathroom together, usually to poop.

Brad: why must women always make toilet together?
Tom: it's the poop troop

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

Poop

The best most funny word

It’s poop oclock

by Drofpoop February 11, 2025

Poop

The enjoining dangeling brow stuff. You can eat your mums poop and say oof. f piss eat poop

"That smells like mamas shit" yummy Poop is a real good building material

by asasasasaa December 10, 2019

Poop

That large shit that comes out of your asshole and leaves shit stains in your underwear and butt making it all itchay.

Greg: I just took a large shit! There was so much poop that even Jenna couldn't swallow my cup AND shit!

by I eat 4827364728 June 18, 2022