Jack Daniels-ized

The unexplainable phenomenon that causes young men to urinate themselves while passed out as a result of drinking an excessive amount of Jack Daniel's whiskey. Innocent beds, couches, and chairs are frequently the victims of this heinous crime. Generally speaking, the offender is a recidivist, and is unaware of their drunken actions until it is too late.

"Dude, why's your couch outside?" "Oh, Kevin Jack Daniels-ized it again last night."

by E.R. Aitkenhead October 19, 2006

The Matt Jack game

A game involving a Matt Jacker and several of your friends.
the aim is to get further away than your friends from the Matt Jack whilst giving clues to the Matt Jacker that you are getting away

Person 1: I'm winning The Matt Jack game!

Person 2: fuck you, oh shit! here comes the Matt Jack!

Matt Jacker: can i play?

by Roo Barb March 18, 2009

jack n balls

Just like a regular jack and coke with one exception after drink has been prepared the bartender or drink preparer dips one or both of his testicles into the drink. Often adds a salty or more distinctive flavor. More often done between couples, frat boys E.T.C

"bartender i'd like a jack N balls please"

by Mario Lozano September 30, 2007

Jack O Lantern

When a man tapes a flashlight to his penis well he is recieving a blow job and the light shines through the girl's cheeks

I gave my girl a good Jack O Lantern last night.

by TheRevered October 19, 2010

30 Pack Jack

A nickname used for a fag who thinks he can handle more alchohal than he actually can. Mostly used for a guy named Jack.

"Jack you wanna split a 30 pack?"
"is that gonna be enough?"
"OH 30 PACK JACK!"

by Nick Lyons November 6, 2007

absolut jack-ass

1 cup of absolut vodka,1 cup of jack daniels and a can of monster assult together in a pitcher.

jack daniels is god!

by assrocket December 25, 2004

jack dat shit

to take/steal something

say i just took someone's id they had in their hand:

Me: I just jack dat shit.

by Sterv A. Hamitlton February 28, 2009