curds my cheese

To put a bad taste in someone's mouth, to have an ill effect, get on someone's nerves.

"Dude, that teacher really curds my cheese." chaps my ass steams my broccoli annoys bothers

by Dr. Schindigs, B.J. March 23, 2016

toe nail cheese

the smelly stuff you can find under your toenails

Jane: ew whats that smell
Joe: Chill, I'm just digging out some toe nail cheese.
Jane: thats disgusting; do it somewhere else

by Im-a-duck April 5, 2016

lost my cheese

When you get really angry suddenly. Similar to "losing my shit".

"I had such a difficult day. So when someone cut me off in traffic I just lost my cheese"

by Loserofcheeses October 19, 2018

Cheese grater god

Hannah is the cheese grater god she will grate your ass in the matter of seconds never doubt her. She will grate your shit like crazy ;)

The cheese grater god is Godly

by Cheesey god October 22, 2018

Three cheese tortellini

The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself

Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?

by White.ini March 14, 2019

cheese dick nigga

when you see your nigga daniel using the cream cheese as lube again for his midnight wank sessions again

damn, I am out of lube again, now I just have to become a cheese dick nigga

by cheese dick nigga December 6, 2019

Triple Cheese Burger

When you’re with an extra large woman squirt some Heinz ketchup in her belly button, slap on some cheese and add the “self-mayo.” Then your friend get to eat the byproduct of the whole fiasco.

I was concerned that we would spend Fourth of July alone until Tesa asked if I’d have a triple cheese burger with her and her brother Ryan.

by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020