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an upstairs basement
"you know that thing my upstairs basement. " "an attic?" "thats it!"
Attic by yommamafatbish September 5, 2019

pay attention

To show attention toward a friend, teacher, or peer
The girl loves to pay attention to her peers.

Shark Attack 

When you have aggressive sex with your lady friend in a pool of water, preferably an ocean, while she is on her period leading to a scene reminiscent of a shark attack!
My girlfriend forgot to tell me she was on her period when I was banging her in the pool and it looked like a Shark Attack scene from Jaws!

Gas station attendant 

An enlightened person who knows everything but has nothing better to do with their live. They never tell anyone because they would think they where lying or insane.
Next time you go and get gas ask the gas station attendant a question they tell you either:
1) that they don't know - but they actually do or
2) an answer in which you don't know weather they are lying or not

Sims-A-Freakin-Attict

When some one is so addicted to the sims that they don't leave the screen to go to the bathroom or have a social life.
i have to go poop but i want to play sims so i'll poop here. Cause im a Sims-A-Freakin-Attict