when you request valet parking and your car is brought back with a bomb or a festering pile of meat in the back trunk
Mick Ralvin: Why is there a bomb and a festering pile of meat in my back trunk!?
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol
by ShitAss123 March 6, 2022
Get the valet job mug.the females in armed forces who are neither qualified nor having the academic skills it takes. Hence wielding their beauty, rich connectivity and sexual tricks to hold onto the job.
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Get the Ujds=Uniform jobs dick suckers mug.A position/work place that Nathan Petruccelli does not participate in.
AKA: something nate will never get
AKA: something nate will never get
You are a Job
by BladedAzrae February 26, 2025
Get the Job mug.You wraps linen around your dick and glue it together to make a makeshift dick cast when you're hard. Someone then jerks you off with the cast on for safety.
Guy 1: Yo, last night my gf gave me a cast job
Guy 2: Awesome! How'd you get it off?
Guy 1: She sucked the glue off.
Guy 2: Awesome! How'd you get it off?
Guy 1: She sucked the glue off.
by JoFun May 14, 2016
Get the cast job mug.When one engages in oral sex with a dead fish on a fishing boat while a friend or acquaintance watches.
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Commonly refered to as "JJ" relative to the term "BJ"
Commonly refered to as "JJ" relative to the term "BJ"
by Aquaphile June 14, 2017
Get the Jet Job mug.A mill-job is the act of sticking one’s genitalia into a fan, blender, grinder, or any other spinning mechanism either out of lust, curiosity, stupidity, or a lost bet.
“Yeah Jim bet me 20 dollars I wouldn’t stick my dick in a fan. Im 20 bucks richer but explaining what a mill-job is to the paramedics wasn’t fun.”
by TardoTheAssClown December 5, 2023
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