by Lil Big Mac January 17, 2019

The most truthful dictionary that everyone goes to for an IQ below average and the reading speed of a newborn turtle. The horniest nongraphic website filled with unwanted but existent content.
Person 1: Ugh! I've been looking 24 hours and I still can't find a dictionary that tells me what "" means!
Person 2: Have you tried urban dictionary?
Person 2: Have you tried urban dictionary?
by helensjournal December 7, 2021

by Protocols June 21, 2023

by AUG u wot m8 July 8, 2019

Where you are right now...
Speaking of which why did you even search this up? I mean like, don't you have anything better to do? What kind of stuff do you do during your everyday life that makes you have the amount of free time to search something completely useless on here? Are you just like searching funny terms on this fan-made dictionary website to get a quick laugh or something? Like how come you didn't search something actually useful? You could've learned something new, but instead you wasted 5 seconds of your life searching up something completely random and pointless...
Okay, I'm sorry for rambling. Now keep scrolling, or maybe search a new term. Your choice...
Speaking of which why did you even search this up? I mean like, don't you have anything better to do? What kind of stuff do you do during your everyday life that makes you have the amount of free time to search something completely useless on here? Are you just like searching funny terms on this fan-made dictionary website to get a quick laugh or something? Like how come you didn't search something actually useful? You could've learned something new, but instead you wasted 5 seconds of your life searching up something completely random and pointless...
Okay, I'm sorry for rambling. Now keep scrolling, or maybe search a new term. Your choice...
by unfunnyhaha October 11, 2020

"I dont know what this means, but i'm too dumb to google it so i will read this dictionary for hours
by ChicksForDays August 17, 2015

What kind of dodo turd scatterbrained buffoon do you have to be to look up Urban Dictionary on Urban Diction.
Person: God I love Urban Dictionary
You: What's Urban Dictionary.
Person: Look it up.
You: *Looks up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary*
You: Now I'm sad.
You: What's Urban Dictionary.
Person: Look it up.
You: *Looks up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary*
You: Now I'm sad.
by dongfarmer September 28, 2018
