freakin the fuck out

self explanitory for the most part: this short phrase can be used to describe your own or another persons emotions or reactions to a given subject. most often used in a situation where fear or intense euphoria is occuring

person1: way to go ass hole now were stuck out here in the middle of no where. ay wait a minute..yo check that out..what the hell is that shit a where-wolf or somthin? its fuckin huge...and ugly as hell to

person2: yo i dont kno man im freakin the fuck out! out lets get out of here asap!

by Tony Tr January 1, 2007

Pinning the blame on the donkey

1. A clever pun derived from the popular game, Pin the Tail on the Donkey. This fraise is used when all the blame and problems of a situation are being placed upon a single person. In this situation the person responds with the aforementioned statement.

Group of People: You suck Andre, this is all your fault!

Andre: You guys are just Pinning the blame on the donkey

Group of People: Oh Andre you're so funny... PIN THE BLAME ON GARRET!!!!

by Crazyscudderz May 21, 2011

Beamer the size of china

You get a big red face and cheesy grin when you realise you have accomplished something amazing.

Throwing buckfast bottles from great lengths into a bin will gain you a beamer the size of china!

Boy 1:- * throws buckfast bottle into bin 30 yards*

Boy2 :-aww whit You've got a beamer the size of china!

boy 1 :- Thats because im the man.

by Donduckglasgowrangers November 19, 2011

knock the buzzard off a shit wagon

a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.

Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.

by MicahtheDangerous December 23, 2011

Shake the dew off the lilypad

(Of a girl) Urinate; Take a leak.

We stopped at Tim Hortons on the way so girls could shake the dew off the lilypad!

by Peytoo July 27, 2012

inside the heads of USMC Vets

An unorganized group of dysfunctional fucks that troll, masturbate to WM pics, drink more alcohol than is humanly possible and gun on the keyboard. You can call the admins cocksuckers and you will not get banned.

Hey Billy! Stop trying to kiss some stuck up slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucking admin ass ring and check out "inside the heads of USMC Vets".

by usmcgman November 10, 2014

Yank the nut out

While sucking on his dick, as his nut slowly builds up and pumps up his dick/pipe, yank the nut out/tug it out with your throat,hand and tongue force while he screams, until it’s all gone.

Oh my god, damn bitch I’m about to Nut. Ahhhhh fuck, it’s coming... yank the nut out like that.

by Eat my ass swallow my dick May 24, 2019