Poop hockey

When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.

There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.

by Superfresh642 November 26, 2021

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Vortex Pooping

When one poops so hard it feels like your insides are coming out!

A lot of vortex pooping is expected while getting ready for this colonoscopy!

by CivSki May 29, 2022

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shnoop and poop

thinking deeply while taking a FAT ahh shit

yo john u been in the bathroom for a while
john: oh yea my fault jit i was just having a shnoop and poop

by elongated guapanese January 02, 2024

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poop crimes

Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.

Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.

by The old world urban dictionary November 01, 2020

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