virtual penis size

The size of your e-penis.

Your virtual penis size is this:

NOTE: ACTUAL SIZE

by StigmataFox May 31, 2006

Penis Breath By Association

When a male friend is dating a well known slut. Can Also be referred to as a PBBA

Dude, Scotty's dating Suzy Slutbag? What a PBBA (Penis Breath By Association)!

by captainfunk1 August 15, 2008

suck my penis

When your penis is erect, and you wish for your penis to be sucked. Therefore, you say Suck My Penis!

Can you suck my penis please?

by Minecraft1238 January 22, 2019

Average penis size

4 inches.

4 inches is more than enough.

Person 1: My penis is about 4 inches long.
Person 2: Wow, thats the average penis size!

by suckadickforadollar November 2, 2022

Stupid Penis Syndrome

The tendency of drunken men who eat excessively spicy foods (etc. Suicide Ghost Wings), then proceed to the urinal and touch their penis before washing their hands, thus causing a burning sensation for an extended period of time.

Guy- "Wow my dick burns, screw peeing after habanero wings"

Girl- "You did it again? didn't we warn you? You must have Stupid Penis Syndrome!"

by Farmington January 15, 2011

Penis Trolling Cruiser

A Car/Van type contraption built by Chrysler also known as a PT Cruiser.

Homosexual 1: ooohhhhhhhh look at that riiiiddeee
Homosexual 2: mmmmmmmm ooohhhhh
Homosexual 1: It's a Penis Trolling Cruiser!!
Homosexual 2: Beeep beeep beeeep I'll backup to that

by BlahFooBeeeyatch September 22, 2007

Penis Sword Tattoo

A sword tattoo, that most people get down there spine; Between their shoulder blades. So, that when you wear a shirt the handle slightly sticks out and gives the illusion that there is a penis tattoo on the back of your neck. We would advise you to get that fixed. Don't get lice.

"Hey Jim, I didn't know you were gay."
"I'm not, Bob, it's a sword I got when I was smashed."
"Well Jim, my old lady and I would call that a penis sword tattoo."
"No way. Really?"
"Oh yeah, man."
"Oh, umm, I need to fix it so..."
"Wanna get some drinks?"
"Yeah."

by The Panchoco's May 1, 2010