Malarkey stick

A stick to conduct orchestrated malarkey or point out obvious malarkey.

I enjoy pointing out bitches bull shit with my malarkey stick.

by Venomhead January 28, 2019

Selfish stick

A stick attached to a camera that narcissists use

That narcissist thinks they have right of way because they are recording on their SELFISH STICK

by Coops76 June 28, 2022

Infuriating Stick

A boner so hard it infuriates the one with it

Guy 1: Why TF is (guy 3) slapping his dick
Guy 2: (guy 3) got an infuriating stick, that's why

by CometStealYoLungs April 22, 2024

Walking Stick

An unwanted, lingering erection when your sex date cancels after you already took viagra.

I had a major walking stick last night after I took viagra but my bootie call no showed.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021

Golf stick

Another word used for a golf stick, completely acceptable to use instead of calling it a club. Because who the hell cares, they are the same thing, and a hockey stick is a stick not a club so a golf club can be called a god damn golf stick too.

Hey man pass me that “golf stick”.

by STFUIYKYK May 12, 2019

lead stick

A slang word for a pencil

Hey , can you pass me a lead stick

by Weird squirrels October 26, 2017

Shinobi Stick

It's "weeb" or anime slang for a mans genitalia/penis.
The word "Shinobi" coming from the anime "Naruto" of course.

Jakes shinobi stick was long and hard.

by _TheShadeRoom August 5, 2023