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MOM I GOTTA GO PEE

This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.

This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.

30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.

thus angering the mom.
Timmy: MOM I GOTTA GO PEE!!!!!!

Mom: Shut up Timmy.
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Wilson Mom

“Wilson Mom” - Noun
plural: Wilson Moms
informal
: an attractive woman of the age of 30-55 with a rich husband, living in or near the town of Wilson Wyoming.

“Wilson Moms” come in a variety of assortments, but all give “attractive soccer mom” vibes. The best way to spot them will be tight fitting pants, the latest IPhone tucked in the back left pocket, a thermal or sweater accompanied by a Pearl Street Bagel coffee cup, and Stio Hat.

Be warned! Most Wilson Moms tend to be Karens
Look out, Wilson Mom at 3 o’clock
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Mom

A mom is a person(noun) she takes care of you your whole entire life, while driving you insane as well.
Girl:MOM I NEED FOOD

Mom: YOUR 13 GET IT YOURSELF
Girl:UGHHH
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rowans mom

me: you look like rowans mom
stranger: IM NOT FAT
by NOT_rowansMom November 15, 2023
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Ur Mom

Ur mom get recked by the rizzler from ohio 69 haahaahahahaahhahahh so funnyyy!!
by Sly The Stupid November 17, 2023
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ur mom

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Mom

Will literally do everything she told you not to do :)
Mom: stop using your phone
*literally using phone 24/7*

Mom: stop calling your friends
*calls friend for 2 hours*

Mom: don’t stay up so late
*stays up ‘til 5am*

Mom: go wash the dishes

Kiddo: I’ll do it later
Mom: DONT TALK BACK TO ME
*literally talking back and also that’s how a conversation works*

Alternate ending:
Mom: don’t give me that attitude

*literally giving “that attitude”
by Urlocalidiottt:) November 19, 2023
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