John Mayer 

To take a younger persons virginity and leave him or her shortly after.

You should John Mayer her.

I'm not going to John Mayer her, it's against my morals.

If you John Mayer her, it's a courtesy, your giving her something to write a song about.

John Mayer by Jason Lange December 26, 2010

St. John's School  

A school in Houston for the kids that do nothing except for study. They are good at books and lacrosse, but as far as every other sport, Episcopal kicks their ass. Their quarterback, Lawson Gow, cried during the Episcopal versus SJS game this year and it was almost difficult to watch. The kids at here are nerdy, ugly, and the epitome of losers. Sometime, maybe, someone will teach the bitches a thing or too about being cool.

St. John's School Dance...
SJS Guy- Dude...check out that chick
other SJS Douche- the one with the head gear?
SJS Guy- yeah her she's hot!
other SJS Douche- yah i'd "tap that" LAUGH OUT LOUD...*snorting*

St. John's School by ehs bra December 7, 2006

Magic Johnson 

A basketball player who coincidently averages a triple-double every game who coincidently is in a relationship with a girl or guy youv'e had your eyes on longer than you've know about the relationship.

I noticed this cheerleader at the football game and fell in love with her only to find out that shes dating Magic Johnson.

Magic Johnson by Shawt November 15, 2009

John Hancock 

The act of of cumming on your partner's back during sexual intercourse, then signing it with a sharpie.

Last night I gave Jane the ol' John Hancock.

John Hancock by Nav23 April 17, 2011

john carroll high school 

a school filled with pussies and fags

"Oh, you go to john carroll high school, you are a faggot

john carroll high school by fuckJC April 11, 2017

Johnson County 

The major shit. In kansas, it rules the streets of op wit that kc jaz mo fo lo?

The JC is tough shit, learn to deal wit the hood. from Johnson County, to the streets of j rizzle fo shizzle

Johnson County by bigshow8891 September 14, 2008

john cena 

He is one of the best Superstars in WWE history. He is a United States and a 3-time WWE Champ. He has beaten them all to a triple threat match with shawn micheals and kurt angle two good stars and beating HHH at Wrestle mania 22 by making him tap. And beating one of the best Ecw superstars in a extreme lumberjack match which was Sabu and made him tap. At Unforgiven he beat Edge in a tlc and edge was the master of the tlc match and was undefeated and then lost to make John Cena a three time champion. Then made a Movie called The Marine. He is the fastest uprising superstar in the WWe history and if u gotta problem of wat i say fuk off. He is the best the only ones tht are better are the rock stone cold and hulk hogan so fuck off cena haters ill kik ur ass.

John Cena is a 3 time champ.

john cena by Bryan Regan December 9, 2008