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John

I got john (a tight bitch)
by INfamousGhost100 February 15, 2019
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Withered John

Used as a verb as a synonym for laughing. When you use this, it means the joke told was really funny.
Haha! That joke just made me Withered John.
by gumballfan1 October 27, 2025
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john piss

A man that assasinated osama bin laden
John Piss entered the building and yelled "Give Up your Jah coins and no one dies"
by birbfuckingrapeyou May 24, 2019
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John W. Smith Homes (Brightmo Projects)

Public housing in Brightmoor (est. 1942), aka “The Smith Homes” or “Brightmo Projects.” Known for housing generations of Detroit’s Black families, it faced decline with industrial collapse but remains a symbol of community resilience.
Growing up, all the block parties and beefs happened around the John W. Smith Homes (Brightmo Projects)—Brightmoor wouldn’t be the same without ’em.”
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
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Air Marshal John

Generic term for someone who looks like a cop, air marshal or any type of law enforcement, but it dressed like a normal person. See: scenes from Bridesmaids, particularly their failed flight to Las Vegas.
Bro, put away the pipe...that guy in the dockers is a total Air Marshal John.
It's fine to drink in public, just look out for Air Marshal John.
Whoa, Air Marshal John alert - that dude in the short-sleeved dress shirt is definitely a cop.
by CTOilMan July 26, 2022
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John

John is short. Very short. Super de duper short. He dosent like when you pat his head. He locks your locker when he rages. And when he says goodbye he says it in a very obnoxious way. But we all love him no matter what. SHORT LIVES MATTER!!!!!
Chloe: is that John?
Emma: where I can’t see him
Chloe: he’s down there
Emma: oh looks like the angry elf is back at it again locking my locker
by MensSize13Nikes November 4, 2019
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John Wick

A guy who's famous for being the world's famous spy, simultaneously making him the world's WORST spy.
"Dude, this new John Wick movie just came out! Wanna go see it?"
"They all have the same plot. Argh, who gives a crap they're good."
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer September 27, 2021
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