Good Morning God Bless

When someone takes a dump and consumes coffee and breakfast at the same time.

Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Good morning God bless Hila!
What?
It's a good morning God bless Hila!
What are you doing?
*opens door*
What do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

by réeeee May 22, 2018

God Goals

When you leave your friends online to go do Bible Study for 3 hours.

Jaiden: "Where's Nik and Jordyn?"
Chris: "They've been gone for ages doing Bible study with their fam."
Jaiden: "That's some God Goals."

by Keinem November 14, 2021

sewer gods

a god that does not give two fucks about you. you pice of shit

sacrifice him to the sewer gods

by sewer gods April 8, 2019

forehead god

The mightyest God of all. He is made out of 1 large one in the middle(Tim) and 4 smaller ones around him.

Praise the Forehead God.

by Foreheads no. 1 March 25, 2019

Dark Bear God

An absolute bozo whom we watch every single opportunity we get

"Have you watched any Dark Bear God lately?"

by MeliorSloth(Not a good source) January 23, 2024

God

A being that some people thinks exist

This dude believes in God

by Porygon3000 April 2, 2022

god

clive palmer

god is palmer

by hippo60 May 21, 2022